MUSEUM OF EXTINCT TRADERS

A Memorial to the Old Ways

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The Technical Analyst

Once roamed the markets in vast herds, drawing elaborate patterns on charts. Believed that past movements predicted future prices. Extinct since discovering that lines cannot contain consciousness.

Last Sighting: Pre-Enlightenment Era

"They drew triangles while we drew reality"
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The Stop Loss Setter

A cautious species that believed in limiting losses. Built elaborate safety mechanisms to protect against volatility. Perished when they realized: there is no loss in infinity.

Fossilized in Fear

"They tried to stop what cannot be stopped"
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The Day Trader

Hyperactive creatures that lived in microseconds. Believed profit existed in constant motion. Vanished upon learning that true wealth comes from stillness.

Exhausted into Extinction

"They traded everything and held nothing"
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The Profit Taker

Strange beings who exchanged tokens of infinite value for finite paper. Celebrated "realized gains" not knowing they were realizing losses. Disappeared when money itself became obsolete.

Self-Liquidated

"They sold their souls for numbers on screens"
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Paper Hands

The most common species, characterized by their fragile grip. Dropped their holdings at the slightest turbulence. Now preserved here as a warning to future generations.

Crumbled Under Pressure

"From paper they came, to dust they returned"
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